By EJ Denning, on May 26th, 2010
Jus' ring tha bell… I'll be along presently.
Ed been outta sorts fer a bit an’ I figur’d I’d step in an’ pontificate a wee bit. Fer those thet don’ know me, I’m Ed’s more worldly altar ego, Neanderthal Man. Ever so offen I pop roun’ what ta administer sum a my vas’ knowledge from
…Read More!… Fixin’ Ta Live
By EJ Denning, on May 20th, 2010
Whenever I get one of these phone calls where I don’t recognise the number or name, or it doesn’t display, I don’t pick up; particularly between the hours of 6 and 9 PM.
…Read More!… Ring the Bell
By EJ Denning, on May 6th, 2010
I finally got the cycle out of storage the other day (the peddle kind) and went for my first distance ride of the year. It got me thinking about how difficult it is for Canadians to have success in outdoor sports.
…Read More!… Got gas, eh?
By EJ Denning, on January 26th, 2010
Have you ever noticed when you’re late there are more elderly people on the road driving just above reverse?
…Read More!… Timing is a White Rabbit
By EJ Denning, on January 17th, 2010
What if the nuts… err… experts are right? What if the world is going to end on December 21, 2012?
…Read More!… 2012 The End of the World
By EJ Denning, on January 12th, 2010
Note the introduction yesterday of Foxy “Roxxxy”, an anatomically correct robot manufactured by TrueCompanion (they created the “Judy” doll/ robot in 1993).
…Read More!… Foxy “Roxxxy” Roll in the Hay
By EJ Denning, on January 7th, 2010
Do you remember the children’s game?
I was sitting in the restaurant with my sweetie last night when we started discussing horoscopes. Actually, we were reading the Luncheon News, a little one page newspaper thingy that has news tidbits, a few trivia questions and a horoscope. My horoscope said something about thinking too much and staying in
…Read More!… What Time is it Mr Wolf?
By EJ Denning, on December 31st, 2009
I stopped making resolutions for the New Year a few years back. Firstly, I found that making them was more of a wish than a promise.
…Read More!… Resolutions
By EJ Denning, on December 29th, 2009
If one wishes to strike terror into the heaving masses, lighting your penis on fire isn’t going to accomplish much; unless you’re Richard Pryor.
…Read More!… Terror!
By EJ Denning, on December 22nd, 2009
Chia Pets are back.
Do you remember these things; clay figurines that grow “hair” or “fur” on top of the statuette by adding some seeds and water? Well, they’ve gone to new lengths to sell a hunk of moulded clay that you can grow and proudly show off to your friends… at least the few you have left.
…Read More!… Petting Zoo