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Fixin’ Ta Live

Jus' ring tha bell… I'll be along presently.

Ed been outta sorts fer a bit an’ I figur’d I’d step in an’ pontificate a wee bit. Fer those thet don’ know me, I’m Ed’s more worldly altar ego, Neanderthal Man. Ever so offen I pop roun’ what ta administer sum a my vas’ knowledge from

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Ring the Bell

Whenever I get one of these phone calls where I don’t recognise the number or name, or it doesn’t display, I don’t pick up; particularly between the hours of 6 and 9 PM.

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Got gas, eh?

I finally got the cycle out of storage the other day (the peddle kind) and went for my first distance ride of the year. It got me thinking about how difficult it is for Canadians to have success in outdoor sports.

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Timing is a White Rabbit

Have you ever noticed when you’re late there are more elderly people on the road driving just above reverse?

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2012 The End of the World

What if the nuts… err… experts are right? What if the world is going to end on December 21, 2012?

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Foxy “Roxxxy” Roll in the Hay

Note the introduction yesterday of Foxy “Roxxxy”, an anatomically correct robot manufactured by TrueCompanion (they created the “Judy” doll/ robot in 1993).

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What Time is it Mr Wolf?

Do you remember the children’s game?

I was sitting in the restaurant with my sweetie last night when we started discussing horoscopes. Actually, we were reading the Luncheon News, a little one page newspaper thingy that has news tidbits, a few trivia questions and a horoscope. My horoscope said something about thinking too much and staying in

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Resolutions

I stopped making resolutions for the New Year a few years back. Firstly, I found that making them was more of a wish than a promise.

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Terror!

If one wishes to strike terror into the heaving masses, lighting your penis on fire isn’t going to accomplish much; unless you’re Richard Pryor.

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Petting Zoo

Chia Pets are back.

Do you remember these things; clay figurines that grow “hair” or “fur” on top of the statuette by adding some seeds and water? Well, they’ve gone to new lengths to sell a hunk of moulded clay that you can grow and proudly show off to your friends… at least the few you have left.

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